Dead and gone?  Hell, No!

As soon as I got out of the Army and got done making them stupid Hollywood movies, I bought me a place in Greece makes Graceland look like a manure pit. 

Yup, I've got my own islands now!  Right next to this fella Poizner and his bunch of islands.  Whenever I see him, all he does is throw his head back and laugh and say "Qualcomm!".  And then he laughs again.

Anyways, one time he tells me about this Atlas GIS software he uses to manage it all, so I took a look for myself and dang if this ain't one hell of an intuitive piece of software!  Shoot, it's about as dead and buried as I am.

And you know what?  My good buddies at RPM, they put out a brand new Atlas 2000 Ge-O-Coder to go with it.  Now, I don't really know what a Ge-O-Coder is or does, but they tell me they squeezed every street in America onto one of them shiny little discs like they make LPs on these days.  

Now, I don't know how they did it, but m'boys, m'boys, m'boys.  It is all right by The King.